Don't know about everyone else, but my Halloween weekend was fantastic. If only because I humped every single piece of furniture in two separate houses.
Why? Because I was Hard Gay.
The best part of my (not totally accurate) costume was I had everything already at my house, making this year two of "Kamryn has a huge crotch bulge"
Did you think I was lying?
As more and more people post pictures of me humping, hooing and putting things in my mouth (Hard Gay only really does 2 of those things, but like I said, not 100% accurate) I've realized that I will never be president. Or I will be the BEST president. You decide.
This will be my campaign poster. If Dr. Strange endorses me how can I be wrong?
